we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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