I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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