ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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