After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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