Soap is not a condiment
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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