i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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