Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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