"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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