i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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