i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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