i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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