To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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