I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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