I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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