Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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