Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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