i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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