I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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