Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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