It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
