Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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