I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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