he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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