Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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