ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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