Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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