so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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