i already hear my dad disowning me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
