let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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