another moral hangover. fuck.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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