white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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