I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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