You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sorry about my life...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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