I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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