Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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