Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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