they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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