wake up i wanna do it froggy style
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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