I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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