Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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