What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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