this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just cropdusted the office
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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