I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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