shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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