I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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