if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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