so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize