We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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