How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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