I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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