just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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