Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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