okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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