The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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