doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
